MTV Comes Back To Haunt Christine O’Donnell – As It Should

September 15th, 2010 // 5 Comments

If you don’t know who Christine O’Donnell is, that’s okay – I didn’t either. So let me give you a short rundown:

She is the Republican Party nominee in Delaware’s 2010 United States Senate special election and hates porn, masturbation, pro-choice beliefs and that condoms don’t stop the spread of AIDS, which apparently to her is brought about by a ‘lifestyle.’ In other words, she’s a dumb cunt. And where do most of those girls get their start? MTV, baby.

Power lesbian Rachel Maddow unearthed a clip of O’Donnell on her show where she talks up the sanctity of marriage and says that masturbation is wrong. Now, if i was running against her, I would play clips of that and just have it shoot back to me saying, “I don’t know about you, but I don’t trust someone who’s never masturbated in their life.” And that would be my entire commercial.

Because in politics, you have to relate to people on the lowest common denominator. And masturbation is that. Don’t worry folks, it seems O’Donnell’s chances of winning the general election are slim.

Smart people in Delaware can rest easily at night knowing they are voting for someone who does masturbate.
 

If you don’t know who Christine O’Donnell is, that’s okay – I didn’t either. So let me give you a short rundown:She is the Republican Party nominee in Delaware’s 2010 United States Senate special election and hates porn, masturbation, pro-choice beliefs and that condoms don’t stop the spread of AIDS, which apparently to her is brought about by a ‘lifestyle.’ In other words, she’s a dumb cunt. And where do must of those girls get their start? MTV, baby.Power lesbian Rachel Maddow unearthed a clip of O’Donnell on her show where she talks up the sanctity of marriage and says that masturbation is wrong. Now, if i was running against her, I would play clips of that and just have it shoot back to me saying, “I don’t know about you, but I don’t trust someone who’s never masturbated in their life.” And that would be my entire commercial. Because in politics, you have to relate to people on the lowest common denominator. And masturbation is that. Don’t worry folks, it seems O’Donnell’s chances of winning the general election are slim. Smart people in Delaware can rest easily at night knowing they are voting for someone who does masturbate. 

By Justin Thompson
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  1. trent

    That is so funny, it shows how these teabaggers are completely insane. What are they going to do, BAN MASTURBATION
    hahahahaha

    good luck with that

  2. Jess

    Those women are all destined for sexually unsatisfying marriages where they have no idea how to orgasm and their husbands have no idea how to please them. Holy frickin uptight, you can sure as hell bet that man has masturbated, youth pastor or not.

  3. Mike

    Anyone who reads this pathetic article and has a positive opinion about it is a ‘dumb cunt’.
    Hey, dumb shit, the one who wrote this, learn how to proof read “And where do must of those girls get their start?”

  4. Lola

    So Mike, are you saying masturbation SHOULD be banned???

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