MTV Comes Back To Haunt Christine O’Donnell – As It Should

If you don’t know who Christine O’Donnell is, that’s okay – I didn’t either. So let me give you a short rundown:

She is the Republican Party nominee in Delaware’s 2010 United States Senate special election and hates porn, masturbation, pro-choice beliefs and that condoms don’t stop the spread of AIDS, which apparently to her is brought about by a ‘lifestyle.’ In other words, she’s a dumb cunt. And where do most of those girls get their start? MTV, baby.

Power lesbian Rachel Maddow unearthed a clip of O’Donnell on her show where she talks up the sanctity of marriage and says that masturbation is wrong. Now, if i was running against her, I would play clips of that and just have it shoot back to me saying, “I don’t know about you, but I don’t trust someone who’s never masturbated in their life.” And that would be my entire commercial.

Because in politics, you have to relate to people on the lowest common denominator. And masturbation is that. Don’t worry folks, it seems O’Donnell’s chances of winning the general election are slim.

Smart people in Delaware can rest easily at night knowing they are voting for someone who does masturbate.
 

If you don’t know who Christine O’Donnell is, that’s okay – I didn’t either. So let me give you a short rundown:She is the Republican Party nominee in Delaware’s 2010 United States Senate special election and hates porn, masturbation, pro-choice beliefs and that condoms don’t stop the spread of AIDS, which apparently to her is brought about by a ‘lifestyle.’ In other words, she’s a dumb cunt. And where do must of those girls get their start? MTV, baby.Power lesbian Rachel Maddow unearthed a clip of O’Donnell on her show where she talks up the sanctity of marriage and says that masturbation is wrong. Now, if i was running against her, I would play clips of that and just have it shoot back to me saying, “I don’t know about you, but I don’t trust someone who’s never masturbated in their life.” And that would be my entire commercial. Because in politics, you have to relate to people on the lowest common denominator. And masturbation is that. Don’t worry folks, it seems O’Donnell’s chances of winning the general election are slim. Smart people in Delaware can rest easily at night knowing they are voting for someone who does masturbate.