Move Over Bobby Trendy, Say Hello To Byranboy

July 8th, 2005 // 20 Comments

Who the hell is Bryanboy? He describes his blog as, “Adventures of the new-moneyed classless bitch from hell.” He’s Paris Hilton without the Paris or the Hilton. The Bosh, has the first of a three part interview with Bryanboy. Here are a few highlights.

Drug of choice? – Attention. Definitely attention. I’ve been sobering up my act and attention is the best drug out there. It’s addictive, it’s gratifying and it’s 100% natural.

And for the people who can afford luxury goods what would you say is the biggest misconception about wearing and buying luxury items? – The biggest misconception about people who can afford luxury goods is how everyone thinks they’re superficial. or shallow. or materialistic. It’s so so typical.

Tips: we have a large female audience, any tips on how to spice up say an old navy outfit? – What’s old navy? I know it’s knock-knock-cliche but it’s always about attitude and personality. You can have a good outfit but if you’ve got a crap look on your face or if you’re feeling constipated inside, then your outfit is pretty much worthless.

So ladies, no more constipated faces, and you’ll all look fabulous.

Bryanboy: Le Superstar Fabuleux [The Bosh]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Jamaica

    I think I still like Bobby Trendy so much more than this guy.

  2. Katrina C.

    OMG This guy is so hilarious! Bobby Trendy is terrible anyway! Two thumbs up for Bryanboy!

  3. NYPC

    Bryan boy is a sad, sad individual. The more you read his blog, the more it will become clearer.

  4. Eve

    So Ashley getting her nails done get made fun of… Eva Longria’s comments about her body gets backlash…

    And this guy get compliments?

    Wha..?

  5. chris

    what a jag off.

  6. mystery

    Oh god I hate Bobby Trendy and Byranboy they give gay a bad name. and they’re both so effeminite looking, why are they even mentioned here, they’re not even famous.

  7. Sandie

    This dude is crazy, I mean he is not really a dude, he is a crazy creature. He seems obsess with himself, but you can’t deny he got some style.

  8. Carla

    Since when is being a self-absorbed moron a good thing? Pretty soon we’ll be bombarded from the media with this idiot too!

  9. Ugh! I think Bryan is a lot cooler than Booby…oops! I meant Bobby.

  10. A Boy and His Dog

    Another fine contribution to society. I hope they both lose everything and end up homeless, then they casn pose for photos with Mariah Scarey.

  11. I <3 this guy. He’s awsome, I read almost his whole journal!

  12. Glitterjar

    I just want to throw up.
    He thinks he is all that.The sad truth is he tries too hard and take himself too seriously.
    Just go away.

  13. Callie

    Oh wow. hes the coolest. I love him. Amazing Style.
    :P
    especially the silver dress with blue tights. ah. I adore tights.

  14. There comes a time when we must set limits for society. No matter how progressive and accepting we grow, we should never, ever allow men – gay or straight – to put on lipstick or lipgloss. There’s just some things we men just don’t do.

  15. JC

    Oh boy! A male Paris Hilton! What more could we ask more!

  16. meminks

    god, I hate this loser

  17. OK, I’m gonna fess up to the fact that I actually link to Bryan’s blog from my own. I find it really, really, really funny because it’s just so not connected to reality in any way shape or form. You’ve got to just take it at face value and not think too much about it. Trust me on this one. I know what I’m talking about.

  18. Marissa L

    BRING US MORE BRYANBOY! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!

  19. BOBBY TRENDY

    FROM THE DESK OF BOBBY TRENDY TO THE PEOPLE.
    HELLO MY PEOPLE. AS AMERICA’S LEADING PARAGON OF STYLE WHOSE POLARIZING REPUTATION IS UNINFLUENCED BY OTHERS IS NOT MOVED BY BRIBOY GOOD LUCK TO HIM, I AM PREPARING TO TEECH SOME MORE LESSONS. YES MY PEOPLE STARTING ON AUGUST 20TH AT 8PM ON TLC YES TLC YOU WILL SEE ME STAR IN A NEW SHOW “MATERIAL WORLD” YES MY PEOPLE YOU WILL SEE 20 EPISODES FEATURING MY LAVISH LIFETYLE SPEW OUT LUXURY UPON LUXURY AS I JET SETT THE GLOBE…MY LAVISH COMPOUND COMPLETE WITH DRIVEWAY JEWELRY WILL SETT THE PRESEDENCE FOR ALL THAT IS LUXURIOUS…MANY TRY TO COMPETE BUT WE ALL KNOW THERE IS ONLY ONE DAZZLER AND ONE PARAGON OF STYLE! TA TA MY PEOPLE!
    LOVE BOBBY TRENDY!

  20. lala

    “‘ello bobby love the blog,”
    is that what i’m souposed to say? why is he even on this site?
    No doubt I like his blog site and can’t stop reading it, (I’ll admit it) but he isn’t a celeb or anything is he?
    So why is he one here?

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