More Indecision From Amy Winehouse

August 17th, 2007 // 10 Comments

It’s just a whirligig in my head, all this celebrity rehab in and out! I can’t keep it straight! Why are they torturing us by teasing that they’ll get help, and then running away to score crack? What is so hard about staying in one place for a couple of months so your friends don’t have to catch you chasing the dragon? Anyway, Amy Winehouse is back IN rehab. Supposedly. Who the hell knows at this point? This beehive is exhausting.

Amy Winehouse has pulled out of this weekend’s V Festival and is heading back to rehab. A statement released by the singer’s record label yesterday confirmed the 23-year-old has also cancelled all scheduled performances for the rest of August.

Tracey Miller, a representative for the singer, said: “Amy Winehouse is putting all her touring commitments on hold until further notice in order to address her health issues… Amy will now not be performing at this weekend’s V Festival in Chelmsford and Staffordshire. Her family has requested that the media respect Amy’s privacy at this time. There will be no further comment.”

They better put her in the rubber room from “Gia”, because this chick’s a flight risk. She left rehab earlier this week via HELICOPTER! She will hanglide to drugs if they’re not careful!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Joya

    I hope she gets her sh*t together by September… I have tickets for the 12th.

  2. lookwhaticando

    I hate alcoholics and anyone else who is addicted to drugz. They are so weak.

  3. T-Bone

    I can relate to Amy. I use coke ever day, but I am to poor for rehap, I wish you all would leave her alone. I drink every day as well

  4. Lily

    “She will hanglide to drugs if they’re not careful!”

    J. Harvey, you are effin funny.

  5. lookwhaticando

    I used to do crack but when I was diagnosed with 3 different mental disorders I QUIT. You can’t do that stuff when your wires are loose. Know what I’m sayin?

  6. T-Bone

    I’m going to get some crack right now, But first I have to give a few fellows BJ’s for the money, I dont have a job

  7. Alex77

    Just to prove I’ve totally lost all interest in celebs and rehab, all I could think after I read this post was – does “hanglide” really come up in spellcheck???

  8. lookwhaticando

    Now I feel guilty for writing that last comment and saying I’m T-Bone. I’m sorry T-BONE. THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME

  9. T-Bone

    lookwhaticando said:

    Now I feel guilty for writing that last comment and saying I’m T-Bone. I’m sorry T-BONE. THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME

    Posted on August 17, 2007 04:05 PM

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    STOP IT, JUST STOP IT I AM ALREADY CRAZY, I JUST MIGHT GO OVER THE EDGE, AM JUST ON HERE TO MEET MEN
    The Real T-Bone

  10. OMG

    WAT???!!!! She’s only 23? omg! She makes me look like a toddler…

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