More From The Messiest Little Divorce in London

Responding to Heather Mills’ claims that her soon-to-be ex-husband, Paul McCartney was physically violent with her throughout their four-year marriage, the former Beatle simply expressed his intent to defend himself in the courtroom when proceedings begin. From Yahoo! News:

Paul McCartney’s law firm said the musician “would very much like to respond in public and in detail to the allegations made recently against him by his wife and published in the press but he recognizes, on advice, that the only correct forum for his response to the allegations made against him is in the current divorce proceedings.”

Oh silly Paul McCartney. You can’t fight evil with classy behavior. Everyone knows that.

Written by Lisa Timmons