More Details of Last Week’s Britney Madness

I’m already waxing nostalgic about last Thursday, when Britney was strapped to a gurney and whisked away to Cedars-Sinai. Since then, she’s been released, we’ve learned that her kids have been turning on each other, she’s sleeping with the enemy and was whisked away on a whirlwind trip to Mexico. Now, to catch you all up on the new details released about the now infamous incident at Britney’s home.

Apparently, Britney emerged from her bathroom wearing nothing but underwear, screamed at the police, “What the f*** are you doing in my house? I know who you are.” Alternately laughing and screaming angrily, she yelled, “I don’t need your f***ing help.” In an attempt to cover up the starlet, who at one point during the incident put on a fairly transparent nightie, police tried to get Britney to don a sweater to which she protested by yelling, “Don’t cover me up. I’m f***ing hot.”

On the scene were Britney’s nanny and assistant, who revealed that Britney had been ingesting pills throughout the entire day, with a bottle of Prozac discovered in the starlet’s bedroom by police. Referring to them as “vitamins,” she continually asked for her pills.

Hopefully, she’s getting some rest this weekend.