Montblanc Wants To Write Off Illiteracy

February 21st, 2009 // 3 Comments

These celebrities have gathered together at Paramount Studios to help raise money for UNICEF’s fight against illiteracy. And I love that Paris Hilton, who assuredly cannot read, was there and dressed like a serious-looking cupcake. Timeless diva Joan Collins should have just slapped the illiteracy out of Hilton’s empty head. Problem solved!

Why was Kathy Hilton wearing a flimsy-looking lampshade? I swear, everyone else in that family likes to wear as little fabric as possible and this one looks she’s wrapped herself with at least one bolt.

Dita Von Teese looked gorgeous in her gown that seemed to blend into the red carpet under foot. But then again, when doesn’t she look amazing? If she weren’t wearing her perfectly-drawn eyebrows and lipstick, I probably wouldn’t even know who I was looking at.

Gallery Info: Eva Longoria, Sienna Miller, Reese Witherspoon, Paris Hilton, Joan Collins, Kathy Hilton, Rick Hilton, Joan Collins, Lucy Liu, Cat Deeley, Michael York, Andie MacDowell, Dita Von Teese, Steven Strait, Melissa George, Susan Sarandon, Rosanna Arquette, Ashley Jensen, Lauren Hutton, Helen Hunt, Emily Blunt, Marcia Cross, Milla Jovovich, Jessica Lange, Christina Ricci and Mira Sorvino at the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity Gala held at the Paramount studios.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. andy

    YIKES! DISASTER…Marcia Cross fake eyelashes coming undone!!

  2. Day~

    She looks like shit. She looks like she has a sickness. Do another line Paris….!
    Give her 2 years, she’s gonna look like she’s 95 thousand years old.

  3. sage

    I have a suggestion for Montblanc and UNICEF for another campaign.
    The illiteracy one is splendid!

    How about a campaign to fight against sluts of the world?

    Why would Montblanc and UNICEF “pay” a unworthy woman of Slutty Millers low morals to represent children? Miller’s PR’s must have pushed hard for this gig.

    How does Miller repay them? By being seen leaving the mens room with a gent trailing behind her.

    She must have wanted a free Montblanc
    pen very badly!

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