Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Take Her Boobies on Vacation

January 9th, 2008 // 23 Comments

I don’t understand what exactly these two need a vacation from, since I have yet to see them within 50 feet of what resembles an actual job, but they somehow found justification enough to jet off on a Mexican vacation at the One and Only Resort in Los Cabos. Maybe they’re celebrating the horrible marriage they managed to avoid when they decided to call off their engagement to one another. More likely is that Heidi was just looking for yet another excuse to dance around and pout her lips in a teeny-tiny bikini while Spencer could pretend that he likes girls. Notice how Spencer barely notices Heidi’s preening and posing, only bothering to acknowledge her presence when it’s time to use her as a prop for a photo-op. Ugh, I’m so over these two. Someone call me if there’s a shark attack.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

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Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Kate

    They are THE most pathetic people on TV right now. I mean, come on, who poses like that in real life? Oh wait, that’d be Heidi Montag because she is a skanky bitch.

  2. More sexy pics with Heidi Montag WhyFame.com

  3. Pushups on the beach? Douche patrol.

  4. Q

    If you are so over them then remind me why are we looking at these pictures?

  5. joan durtz

    When is the media going to stop covering these corny dorks!

  6. dan

    Has anyone else noticed that they have standard photos? Spencer carries Heidi. Spencer and Heidi kiss. Spencer and Heidi laugh at each other.

  7. 2 Old 4 This

    Her parents must be so proud

  8. 2 Old 4 This

    Her parents must be so proud

  9. Applespice

    They’re obviously playing it up for the cameras- this is very posed.

    She looks like she got a second boob job… seriously- I know she went to C’s, but they look even bigger now.

  10. BK

    It would be OK if you stopped including them on the site.

  11. Tobeylee

    Blegh, Those are the most planned, posed and fake pics I have ever seen. They are like really bad glamour shots on location.

  12. Persistent Cat

    I agree with the others, don’t post pictures of them. No one really cares about them, they are so pathetic in how staged they are. Please, no more.

  13. That is the funniest thing I have ever seen; these photos are their own spoof.

  14. Jenna Mitchell

    How sad. She’s got all this silicone up in her, so she can be “famous” and she and this douche have photo ops on the beach in ridiculous, vomit-inducing positions, all because she felt like shit about herself and thought she needed to do this to become famous. Pathetic.

  15. Zelda F.

    Wow, those breastesezz just look PAINFUL!!

  16. green cardigan

    Is he doing push ups with her sitting on his back?

    That can’t be good for him. And her boobs look like they are about to explode.

  17. vtx

    #16… you took the words right out of my mouth. I wanted to laugh at this kid’s dumb ass, but this is just sad… plain sad.

  18. Cacey

    Seriously? What is she doing with her ass in the air? She looks a little too comfortable in that position. Who does that?????

  19. Max

    Seriously – gossip mags and websites have got to stop covering these two. They’re twits, and worse than Paris Hilton…if that’s possible.

    Famous for being famous for being famous. Idiots.

  20. btchyspice

    shall we start a poll on how much longer it takes for her to beg hugh to deny her a spread in playboy?

    hustler, here she comes. (i’m sure it will be the result of business advice from mr. fortune 500, himself.)

  21. cosmo

    dirty little hoe bag. How much fakeness can they put out!? I agree with the person who said she looks way to comfy in that ass in the air pic, skank.

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