Miss USA Admits to Snorting All The Yay

January 31st, 2007 // 1 Comment

(WENN)

Tara Connor will admit to Matt Lauer that she liked to do rails in an interview to air tomorrow . She also admitted to snorting those rails off of Miss Teen USA’s buttocks. Ok, she didn’t say that but you know it’s the truth, Ruth!

In an interview to air tomorrow, Miss USA Tara Connor admits to “Today” show host Matt Lauer that, “I have done cocaine, yeah.” Connor also admits taking antidepressants and other drugs that triggered an allergic reaction. “I’ve tried several different things. But, you know, it’s always the same effect,” she says. “The more that I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself. It’s not healthy for my recovery to sit here and hold things back.”

‘Allergic reaction” is press-speak for “overdose”. You know she had an adrenaline needle plunged into her heart at some point to wake her ass up. Anyway, she’s going to be fine. Bitch is going to be shilling for orange juice pretty soon and angling for a spot on the View when someone finally kills that Hasselbeck moron.

By J. Harvey
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  1. love the title. sooo clever. poor girl, she has no excitement any more. :)

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