Miss USA Admits She Has a Problem

Miss USA is out of the joint, and embarking on the customary post-rehab apology tour. She has admitted to People that she’s a big lush.

I didn’t think I had any kind of issue going into rehab. I even said, ‘I’ll get some free therapy,’ or something like that – and that was so ridiculous,” says Conner. “But I’ve realized I do have an issue. I suffer from the disease of alcoholism and addiction. And if there’s anything that I want people to know it’s the severity of this disease and what it can do to people.”

Was the co-payment for therapy too steep on the Miss USA medical plan before all this? Anyway, she was released from rehab on Sunday, and girlfriend is already plotting to help others. She also admitted that has “tried” drugs, and took her first drink at 14.

I seriously don’t know what the big hassle was with this chick. She was probably the most fun beauty queen since Vanessa Williams. All Nessa did was take a couple of beaver shots and she ended up with movies, albums and is now twerking it on a hit show! Tara hooked up with Miss Teen USA and did lots of Bolivian nose powder. She’ll probably end up winning an Oscar and later on a Kennedy Center Honor. Screw this rehab noise!