Mischa Barton Still Detoxing From Cisco Adler
Even though the relationship between Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler, who will forever be known to me as the guy with elephant testicles, has supposedly been over for months, Mischa still tries to reach out to him, much to the chagrin of her parents. When Barton was rushed to the emergency room recently (which she and her peeps claim was a result of her combining antibiotics and alcohol), Mischa insisted on trying to contact her ex-boyfriend on the phone. Her parents were none too happy to hear this.
“They were angry about her condition,” says a spy. “When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler,” whom she supposedly broke up with several months ago.
Oh, but there’s more, according to the New York Daily News:
“Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, ‘Cisco,’ ” says our source. “Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone.”
Lucky for them, though, she left on a plane headed for Russia yesterday to film a movie there. But rest assured, that Mischa will find the Russian equivalent of Cisco and will be bowled over by his giant balls. And by bowled over, I literally mean that they will probably physically knock her to the ground.