Mischa Barton’s On Paris Hilton’s Shit List
Paris is accompanying Benji Madden on his band’s UK tour and is annoyed that she’ll be stuck seeing Mischa along each step of the way. Mischa is currently dating guitarist Taylor Locke of Los Angeles based band Rooney, who is touring with Good Charlotte.
I’m so torn. I have no idea who I should be rooting for. It’s not that I particularly care for either of them, but I’m having a hard time figuring out whom I dislike the least. But now that I’ve had a moment to give it some thought, my money’s on Mischa–she seems pretty strung-out and full of desperation at the moment, so I have a sneaking suspicion we’ll find her standing over Paris’ lifeless body, a bloody Ked gripped tightly in her fist.