Mischa Barton To Open Clothing Store, Looks Sloppy In Miami

Mischa In A Bikini
Mischa Barton showed off her slimmer figure in Miami.
What’s the phrase? Those who can’t do, teach? Have we reached the apocalyptic times when those who can’t dress, own clothing stores?

The chic in a bikini, but homeless hipster during the day, Mischa Barton and her mom are in process of launching a clothing store in London, according to British site H&C.

But the hobo inspired Mischa can’t even put one Brian Atwood stiletto elegantly in front of the other. How can one trust her to guide them in the shopping process? Run away Londoners. Run as far away as your wedges can take you.