Mischa Barton Gets A Haircut, Still Needs Stylist

November 7th, 2010 // 1 Comment

Mischa Barton was in dire need of a haircut. That much is true. However, despite getting her locks under control yesterday at the Warren-Tricomi salon in West Hollywood, it’s evident she’s still in need of a stylist.

The problem is that I can’t tell if she’s being uber trendy and shopping at American Apparel or raiding her mom’s closet from the early 90s. Some would ask, “What’s the difference?” and I’d be hard-pressed to give an answer to that question.

Regardless, Barton must love wearing pants that her vagina may snack on throughout the day. Ps: That dog looks so unhappy with his or her life.

By Justin Thompson
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  1. Stating the Obvious

    The vagina snacking is the best thing I’ve read all week. Literally did a spit take. Just fabulous!

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