Minnie Driver Pregnant, Highly Contagious

August 25th, 2008 // 1 Comment

Holy shit! That woman standing next to Minnie Driver was not pregnant two hours before they took these pictures of the star of The Riches. They must have shared a toilet seat.

Trust me, I have a superb understanding of human biology and sexual reproduction. I read a pamphlet in a clinic once…when I was drunk.

Here’s Minnie at the beach in Malibu, sunning her giant tummy what looks like minutes before she’s ready to have this baby. Well, I feel like I should call it OUR baby, since we called it first. It works the same way with babies as it does riding shotgun. At least, that’s what Larry Birkhead told me.

Check out all the photos of Minnie Driver in the gallery.


Holy shit! That woman standing next to Minnie Driver was not pregnant two hours before they took these pictures of the star of The Riches. They must have shared a toilet seat.

Trust me, I have a superb understanding of human biology and sexual
reproduction. I read a pamphlet in a clinic once…when I was drunk.

Here’s Minnie at the beach in Malibu, sunning her giant tummy what
looks like minutes before she’s ready to have this baby. Well, I feel
like I should call it OUR baby, since we called it first. It works the same way with babies as it does riding shotgun. At least, that’s what Larry Birkhead told me.Check out all the photos of Minnie Driver in the gallery.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. therealdana

    Wow — that is two tons of fun right there. I don’t think that hat throws off enough shade, tho…

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