Minnie Driver, Who’s Your Daddy?

May 8th, 2008 // 1 Comment

And why are you wearing that? Minnie Driver still isn’t spilling as to who sperminated her. But she’s shooting down suggestions and dropping some hints.

Minnie says that the father is NOT San Francisco musician Craig Zolezzi, who a few media outlets had suggested it might be.

Craig’s not the dad!” Minnie told the British press. “He’s my great friend and he’s been so cool about it.”

Minnie did say that the father was “English” and “sort of in the same business.” You let Simon Cowell f*ck you? Was it the sweater moobs? And the flat head? Maybe that’s hot in some circles. I bet he’s grumpy as hell in the morning, though.

Minnie thinks all this speculation will blow over soon.

“It’ll come out in time,” she said. “There’ll be some other bump people will be interested in and I’ll have this baby and get on with my life.”

The way people talk about “bumps” makes me physically ill. It’s not a hat or a tumor.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

By J. Harvey
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  1. Shelly

    I agree with Minnie for a change
    calling them bumps is like Angerlina
    calling babies blobs.

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