Miley Cyrus Tells Us What She’s Up To…Wait, Who Asked?

If you ever wanted to watch a southern girl yell out for her dogs, this Miley Cyrus video is for you. The dog’s name is ‘Feather.’ Did you catch that?

She talks about the MTV EMAs, her stupid ‘art’, the fact that she’s not engaged, her fickle relationship with the press and reminds us that she still lives alone. Really, shouldn’t she move out by now? I dunno.

However, she is 17. Which you can clearly tell by the following story she tells about the paparazzi. And no, folks, she doesn’t want a boob job either.

If she had condensed this into a good 5 minute video, I would have been happier. So now you too shall suffer.