Miley Cyrus Mouse-Blocks The Gays

September 29th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Regularly scheduled Gay Day weekend is going to be temporarily suspended this October in order to accommodate for the 16th birthday party celebration of Miley Cyrus. The Hannah Montana star is celebrating her birthday early on October 5th, even though her actual birthday isn’t until November.

The park will be closing early that day in order to allow Miley and her buddies plenty of time to party with Mickey Mouse at his crib. It sounds like Disney’s trying to do its best to convince Miley to keep putting on the blonde wig.

Hmm, maybe Miley doesn’t want the gay mens to be hitting on her God-fearing man. I get the feeling he might be into that. I’m not sure exactly what makes me feel that way…

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Regularly scheduled Gay Day weekend is going to be temporarily
suspended
this October in order to accommodate for the 16th birthday
party celebration of Miley Cyrus. The Hannah Montana star is celebrating her birthday early on October 5th, even though her actual birthday isn’t until November.

The park will be closing early that day in order to allow Miley and her
buddies plenty of time to party with Mickey Mouse at his crib. It
sounds like Disney’s trying to do its best to convince Miley to keep putting on the blonde wig.

Hmm, maybe Miley doesn’t want the gay mens to be hitting on her God-fearing man. I get the feeling he might be into that. I’m not sure exactly what makes me feel that way…

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. gia

    it’s like kodak moment it is very rare to see her dress and act normal like other kids her age. esp with clothes on and no doing camera fone snap shots.

  2. Claudia

    I can’t stand this ugly beyotch!!!! She better be enjoying her 15 minutes ‘cuz she’s gonna crash and burn real soon. Then it’s back to them thar hills and ‘possum pie and grits.

  3. Shawn

    Actually, what’s been happening for the last few years during the Gay Days weekend is that on Sunday, which is October 5th, all the gays head over to California Adventure. So I don’t think closing Disneyland park for Miley won’t really be that much of an issue. I think the gays will still have a good time with the traditional schedule, and the people that paid $250 to go to that Miley Cyrus thing will also have a good time at Disneyland, and hopefully get their moneys worth.

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