Miley Cyrus Mouse-Blocks The Gays

Regularly scheduled Gay Day weekend is going to be temporarily suspended this October in order to accommodate for the 16th birthday party celebration of Miley Cyrus. The Hannah Montana star is celebrating her birthday early on October 5th, even though her actual birthday isn’t until November.

The park will be closing early that day in order to allow Miley and her buddies plenty of time to party with Mickey Mouse at his crib. It sounds like Disney’s trying to do its best to convince Miley to keep putting on the blonde wig.

Hmm, maybe Miley doesn’t want the gay mens to be hitting on her God-fearing man. I get the feeling he might be into that. I’m not sure exactly what makes me feel that way…

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Regularly scheduled Gay Day weekend is going to be temporarily
suspended
this October in order to accommodate for the 16th birthday
party celebration of Miley Cyrus. The Hannah Montana star is celebrating her birthday early on October 5th, even though her actual birthday isn’t until November.

The park will be closing early that day in order to allow Miley and her
buddies plenty of time to party with Mickey Mouse at his crib. It
sounds like Disney’s trying to do its best to convince Miley to keep putting on the blonde wig.

Hmm, maybe Miley doesn’t want the gay mens to be hitting on her God-fearing man. I get the feeling he might be into that. I’m not sure exactly what makes me feel that way…