Miley Cyrus & Justin Gaston Moving In?

October 27th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Chaste couple Justin Gaston and Miley Cyrus are reported to be living together according to the National Enquirer. Yay! I love that reliable source of celebrity gossip half-truths!

The tabloid claims that the 15-year-old (soon to be sixteen) Hannah Montana star has moved in with her catwalk-strutting boyfriend. But before anyone jumps to any filthy conclusions (as I did the minute I caught a whiff of this rumor), the article specifies that Gaston is living in the Cyrus family manse.

According to their source, “Justin is the guy Miley’s parents see her settling down with a few years down the line. He’s handsome, talented, clean-living, goes to church and knows his Bible–a real catch.”

I’m guessing they figure they can keep better tabs on his ass in the house. They’re probably right. She looks hungry.


Chaste couple Justin Gaston and Miley Cyrus are reported to be living together according to the National Enquirer. Yay! I love that reliable source of celebrity gossip half-truths!

The tabloid claims that the 15-year-old (soon to be sixteen) Hannah Montana
star has moved in with her catwalk-strutting boyfriend. But before
anyone jumps to any filthy conclusions (as I did the minute I caught a
whiff of this rumor), the article specifies that Gaston is living in
the Cyrus family manse.

According to their source, “Justin is the guy Miley’s parents see her
settling down with a few years down the line. He’s handsome, talented,
clean-living, goes to church and knows his Bible–a real catch.”

I’m guessing they figure they can keep better tabs on his ass in the house. They’re probably right. She looks hungry.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Mia

    Little Miss Innocent will be Preggers before she’s 18….Guaranteed !!!!!
    Those hide behind my bible twits are the worse offenders.Such a Load of BS !!!!!!!

  2. Lauren

    Looks like Mullet Von Soul patch did his job as a daddy just right. Props on the way to rock your feed bag you hypocrite cuz this really protects her marketability as a role model because of “the talk”. The hell? Oh wait…I forgot about the absent/lazy/wannabe cool parents who think this F-ery is appropriate.

  3. Mani

    They’re all dressed alike… did i not get the memo?

  4. ava

    I thought and her family were supposed to be Christians. They are so fake, b/c first off she’s underage and second they obviously haven’t been reading any bible, God definitely doesn’t like premarital sex and living with someone’s family, I’m sure will be more temptation than she can handle. I totally agree that she will be preggers, probably before 18.

  5. Diana

    I was wondering if you all dont have something else to do then to hurt some one.God is with us all,&she doesnt have to defend herself to you at all.

  6. Angela

    lolGod

    Yeah, I bet the Jesus is thrilled about whorey little 15 year old “Christian” girls.

    And at the last comment: I don’t think anyone says she has to defend herself; it’s just very fun to judge her and her family’s dumb choices.

  7. DAVID IRBY

    What Kinda Knucklehead Would Actually Believe That…You Got 2 Be The Dumbest Person on…….I Quit

  8. Sarah (NOT Palin)

    She still has an UGLY UGLY mouth!!!
    I don’t know how anyone finds her attractive.
    And then when she opens that ugly mouth to speak…….well, it’s just
    nails on a chalkboard.
    I DO NOT GET her appeal.

    And Diana, please remember this is a GOSSIP SITE…….. Jesus would.

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