Miley Cyrus Isn’t Trolling For Men Online

Miley Cyrus denied reports that she’s looking for beaus online. I hope not, she’s 15! She should be home watching…Hannah Montana. Wait. Well, she needs to keep her top on and her legs closed. Stick to Jesus, Miley.

We don’t need another Jamie Lynn up in this bitch. People shouldn’t be having babies until they’re well into their 20s and decided to have a duplicate of themselves that they can psychologically torture! I love you, Ri-Ri Harvey!

Miley told that douche Ryan Seacrest that she does occasionally sneak a peek at the guys in the Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. Good luck, those dudes are gayer than Wentworth Miller in a sling at a leather bar in P-Town!

Here’s Miley with best friend Mandy Jirouex, and her mom Tish visiting the Ivy patch. They found the friend’s dog or something. Wait, I thought her best friend was Leslie? LIES!

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