Miley Cyrus Gets New Weave & Closer To Heaven

March 19th, 2009 // 4 Comments

With every new strand of hair that inflates her do, Miley Cyrus gets herself one step closer to the Pearly Gates. At least, that’s what you’d believe if you follow the teachings of her straight-iron-wielding father Billy Ray Cyrus.

So filled with the Holy Spirit was she that Miley couldn’t help but shake her booty. The Disney star showed off her favorite moves for the club inside the salon. I hope they kept a defibrillator nearby for when Grandma clutched the pearls at the sight of her baby girl wiggling her butt cheeks at the rate of a jackhammer tearing up pieces of the sidewalk.

Girl, you’re gonna ride that hair all the way up the pole to Jesus himself.

Gallery Info: Miley Cyrus
visits the Borelli/B2V Salon in Hollywood.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. lucifer

    On the radio today they were talking about how she commented that she did want to start a family bc she did want to be fat for 25 years …. she really needs a PR person to censor her.

  2. truth

    16 year olds are allowed to speak their mind and not be judged too harshly for it. She’s a doll and I wish her a long and rewarding career.

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