Miley Cyrus F*cking Hates Selena Gomez

This is the hottest piece I’ve seen all week. Ok, so Miley Cyrus is apparently a total bitch and extremely jealous of this Selena Gomez person who Disney is grooming to replace her ass. Because let’s face it, nothing lasts forever and Miley’s headed for Britney-ville. I see crow’s feet and she’s showing up in wet t-shirt pictures.

So check out this AWESOME video in which Miley and her older friend Mandy (how old is that chick anyway and should a 25-year-old be hanging out with someone that young? Golddigging friendship!) satirize a video that Selena Gomez and her Disney friend Demi Lovato made. They’re not even subtle about it. I was waiting for Miley to go “Hi everyone, I’m Selena Gomez and I’m a total c*nt.”

This might also have something to do with the fact that Selena is allegedy performing the Altoids during oral trick with MIley’s ex Nick Jonas. High school!

It’s refreshing to see tweens act like tweens. Miley and Mandy are evil whores. And we love it. We also love that Miley seems like she’s been drinking her face off. Oh please let this be a whole back-n-forth series!

And do these hoes just hang out on YouTube all day, looking at videos? Christ, we have so much in common.

Click any photo to view all 11 photos of Miley Cryus and Selena Gomez in the gallery!


This is the hottest piece I’ve seen all week. Ok, so Miley Cyrus is apparently a total bitch and extremely jealous of this Selena Gomez
person who Disney is grooming to replace her ass. Because let’s face
it, nothing lasts forever and Miley’s headed for Britney-ville. I see
crow’s feet and she’s showing up in wet t-shirt pictures.So check out this AWESOME video in which Miley and her older friend Mandy
(how old is that chick anyway and should a 25-year-old be hanging out
with someone that young? Golddigging friendship!) satirize a video that
Selena Gomez and her Disney friend Demi Lovato made. They’re not even subtle about it. I was waiting for Miley to go “Hi everyone, I’m Selena Gomez and I’m a total c*nt.”This might also have something to do with the fact that Selena is allegedy performing the Altoids during oral trick with MIley’s ex Nick Jonas. High school!It’s
refreshing to see tweens act like tweens. Miley and Mandy are evil
whores. And we love it. We also love that Miley seems like she’s been
drinking her face off. Oh please let this be a whole back-n-forth
series! And do these hoes just hang out on YouTube all day, looking at videos? Christ, we have so much in common.Check out all 11 photos of Miley Cryus and Selena Gomez in the gallery!