Miley Cyrus F*cking Hates Selena Gomez

July 25th, 2008 // 19 Comments

This is the hottest piece I’ve seen all week. Ok, so Miley Cyrus is apparently a total bitch and extremely jealous of this Selena Gomez person who Disney is grooming to replace her ass. Because let’s face it, nothing lasts forever and Miley’s headed for Britney-ville. I see crow’s feet and she’s showing up in wet t-shirt pictures.

So check out this AWESOME video in which Miley and her older friend Mandy (how old is that chick anyway and should a 25-year-old be hanging out with someone that young? Golddigging friendship!) satirize a video that Selena Gomez and her Disney friend Demi Lovato made. They’re not even subtle about it. I was waiting for Miley to go “Hi everyone, I’m Selena Gomez and I’m a total c*nt.”

This might also have something to do with the fact that Selena is allegedy performing the Altoids during oral trick with MIley’s ex Nick Jonas. High school!

It’s refreshing to see tweens act like tweens. Miley and Mandy are evil whores. And we love it. We also love that Miley seems like she’s been drinking her face off. Oh please let this be a whole back-n-forth series!

And do these hoes just hang out on YouTube all day, looking at videos? Christ, we have so much in common.

Click any photo to view all 11 photos of Miley Cryus and Selena Gomez in the gallery!


This is the hottest piece I’ve seen all week. Ok, so Miley Cyrus is apparently a total bitch and extremely jealous of this Selena Gomez
person who Disney is grooming to replace her ass. Because let’s face
it, nothing lasts forever and Miley’s headed for Britney-ville. I see
crow’s feet and she’s showing up in wet t-shirt pictures.So check out this AWESOME video in which Miley and her older friend Mandy
(how old is that chick anyway and should a 25-year-old be hanging out
with someone that young? Golddigging friendship!) satirize a video that
Selena Gomez and her Disney friend Demi Lovato made. They’re not even subtle about it. I was waiting for Miley to go “Hi everyone, I’m Selena Gomez and I’m a total c*nt.”This might also have something to do with the fact that Selena is allegedy performing the Altoids during oral trick with MIley’s ex Nick Jonas. High school!It’s
refreshing to see tweens act like tweens. Miley and Mandy are evil
whores. And we love it. We also love that Miley seems like she’s been
drinking her face off. Oh please let this be a whole back-n-forth
series! And do these hoes just hang out on YouTube all day, looking at videos? Christ, we have so much in common.Check out all 11 photos of Miley Cryus and Selena Gomez in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Trix

    And now, for me to display how insanely lame I am– everyone’s randomly picking up this story now, but that Miley and Mandy video was made a looong time ago. It was before Selena Gomez dating Nick Jonas, so it’s really just Miley exercising her power as head bitch at Disney.

  2. Trix

    And now, for me to display how insanely lame I am– everyone’s randomly picking up this story now, but that Miley and Mandy video was made a looong time ago. It was before Selena Gomez dating Nick Jonas, so it’s really just Miley exercising her power as head bitch at Disney.

  3. ashes

    I feel the same way about the twenty-something friend. I bet she’s the reason all of Miley’s pics get out.

  4. Dawn

    why did i just watch that? i just willingly defiled my brain. whyyy?

  5. Laura

    Well, if I was Miley Cyrus I’d also hate the Gomez girl because she’s about a hindred times better looking than Cyrus and very probably more talented (not that it takes a lot to be more talented than Miley or that it matters at all, apparently).

  6. whatever.

    these disney girls dating any jonas brother is bullshit publicity. clearly, the jonas brothers are all gay, and there is nothing wrong with that. but disney needs to pretend they are straight and virginal and christian. also, miley cyrus’s best friend is 20 yrs old so that makes miley’s friend a fucking creep!

  7. Amanda

    I’m just….

    Could someone please like… take away Miley’s computer, get her a cell phone that doesn’t have a camera, and supervise her ass?

    Also, I don’t think it’s bad for her to have friends that are older… I just think it’s bad for her to have friends who are scumbags.

  8. champ

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  9. ali

    I thing them two hoebags are full of shit and both suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. anahi frausto

    I think that selena gomez is the bitch.She goes around pretending to be sweet and nice and untouchable but she is just hiding her other side.THe bitch side.I fucking hate that bitch,slut,h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. TRUESTORY

    they are sooo lamee. MILEYY is hilarious hahaa. i was cracking up. & demi are u serious? haha we deff kno u fixed ur gap? it STOOD out before haha. omg & selena? emo asss bxtch. aint got nothing on mandy & miley come on. HANNA MONTANA show is actually FUNNY & worth watching. ehh.. DEMI’s show is sooo lame. havent watch ONE full episode its da most borringEST show ive ever seen in my life, still dont know what its about? lmaooo if u watch that, uhmm u deff have no life. TRUST ME. & selena, wants to be funny on that DUMB show. haha sometimes she tries too hard. WHICH makes it funny so i LAUGH AT HER. shes ridiculously NOT funny. haha HANNAH MONTANA SHOW is the best show on disney channel I am 18 and dats da only show dat its FUNNy. OMG but i cant get over how much of a WASTEEEEEEEE is demi’s show. lame lame lame. if theyy throw an marathon OMG i feel bad. cus DISNEY channel will have no viewers. not even my 9 year old cousin can stand to watch 10 mins of the show without saying… IM BETTER OFF DOING MY HOMEWORK =S. hahahah fuck dem stupid conceited WANT TO BE famous. (& selena cant even sing? haha OMYGOD!!! ) & demi, ugly as girl !!! . disney needs to choose better ! & YEAHP miley is deff dee HEAD BITCH in disneyy. !! haha

  12. TRUESTORY

    they are sooo lamee. MILEYY is hilarious hahaa. i was cracking up. & demi are u serious? haha we deff kno u fixed ur gap? it STOOD out before haha. omg & selena? emo asss bxtch. aint got nothing on mandy & miley come on. HANNA MONTANA show is actually FUNNY & worth watching. ehh.. DEMI’s show is sooo lame. havent watch ONE full episode its da most borringEST show ive ever seen in my life, still dont know what its about? lmaooo if u watch that, uhmm u deff have no life. TRUST ME. & selena, wants to be funny on that DUMB show. haha sometimes she tries too hard. WHICH makes it funny so i LAUGH AT HER. shes ridiculously NOT funny. haha HANNAH MONTANA SHOW is the best show on disney channel I am 18 and dats da only show dat its FUNNy. OMG but i cant get over how much of a WASTEEEEEEEE is demi’s show. lame lame lame. if theyy throw an marathon OMG i feel bad. cus DISNEY channel will have no viewers. not even my 9 year old cousin can stand to watch 10 mins of the show without saying… IM BETTER OFF DOING MY HOMEWORK =S. hahahah fuck dem stupid conceited WANT TO BE famous. (& selena cant even sing? haha OMYGOD!!! ) & demi, ugly as girl !!! . disney needs to choose better ! & YEAHP miley is deff dee HEAD BITCH in disneyy. !! haha

  13. Natasha

    Fuck Miley & Amanda or whoever the
    fuck the nobody is . I love Selena & Demi!
    What? Miley can’t get any real friends,
    because she’s just that much of a bitch.
    Ugh, I hate her! I don’t know why she’s
    famous . People say she’s a bitch ?

  14. IMABITCHSOWHATTTTT

    MILEY IS NOT A BITCH YOU CAN SAY HOW BITCH I AM BUT SHE’S NOT A BITCH .. YOU’RE JUST WAY JEALOUS OF HER

    SHE GREW UP WITHOUT A MOM !!!

    SHE’S NOT AS LUCKY AS YOU YOU YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH ASSHOLE SO GET YOUR HEAD HIT BY A BULLDOZER I DONT CARE

    MILEY IS SO ADORABLE <3

    SELENA IS JUST A FUCKING WHORE

  15. Anahi Frausto

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  16. Anahi Frausto

    umm wat the hell THIS IS U GUYS:

    LIKE MILEY CYRUS IS A HOOKER

    WELL SELENAS ON BALLS IN BARNEY SHOW

    AND IM ALL WERS THE USEFULL GOSSIP!! AND MY PIC OF OCTOMOM WONT APPEAR!!

    MICHELLE BOMBSHELL HAS JUICY GOSSIP
    AND OCTOMOM!

  17. Doske

    MILEY IS BETTA THAN THAT UNTALENTED SLUT SLUTENA GOMEZ!I HATE THAT HORRIBLE CREATURE!

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