Miley Cyrus And Daniel Radcliffe Have More Money Than You

August 5th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Forbes magazine released their list (jesus, how many lists can these people put together) of the highest paid tweens in existence, and Miley Cyrus and Daniel Radcliffe tied for first place.

Cyrus, 15, and Radcliffe, 19 (not exactly a tween, but a major player in the tween market) both brought in $25 million last year.

Miley Cyrus and her lucrative Hannah Montana alter ego cleaned up on everything from DVDs and concert tours to sleeping bags with her face on them. She can pay to have Selena Gomez offed!

Radcliffe is Harry Potter and the Harry Potter films have made around 4.5 BILLION. BILLION. And some of those films are really, really boring, by the way. That one where they kept going back in time? There weren’t enough Goobers. I nearly started to try and find someone to have sex with in the theater so I wouldn’t fall asleep.

And he must be getting paid for showing off his pin on Broadway.

Others who made the list include Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, the Jonas Brothers, and power bottom Zac Efron. Christ, why didn’t I ever audition for Disney?

Check out all the photos of Miley Cyrus in the gallery.


Forbes magazine released their list (jesus, how many lists can these people put together) of the highest paid tweens in existence, and Miley Cyrus and Daniel Radcliffe tied for first place.

Cyrus, 15, and Radcliffe, 19 (not exactly a tween, but a major player
in the tween market) both brought in $25 million last year.

Miley Cyrus and her lucrative Hannah Montana alter ego cleaned up on everything from DVDs and concert tours to sleeping bags with her face on them. She can pay to have Selena Gomez offed!

Radcliffe is Harry Potter and the Harry Potter films
have made around 4.5 BILLION. BILLION. And some of those films are
really, really boring, by the way. That one where they kept going back
in time? There weren’t enough Goobers. I nearly started to try and find
someone to have sex with in the theater so I wouldn’t fall asleep.

And he must be getting paid for showing off his pin on Broadway.

Others who made the list include Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, the Jonas Brothers, and power bottom Zac Efron. Christ, why didn’t I ever audition for Disney?Check out all the photos of Miley Cyrus in the gallery.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Sarah

    Ummmm, good for her….perhaps she could take some of that $$$$$$ and fix her UGLY MOUTH!!!!!!!

  2. jeffro

    Jeez when will this piece of trash’s 15 minutes be up?

    Mission accomplished, Billy Ray. You’ve made millions in the music industry…not with your own music (cuz it sucks), but instead by whoring your daughter out to the highest bidder.

    Now go buy yourself that fancy double wide you were dreaming about, take the camera phone away from your tramp-in-training daughter, and go away.

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