Miley Cyrus Says No To Destiny

Cleopatra and Aslan over here better stop. Her excuse is that she’s but a child, but a father shouldn’t be borrowing his daughter’s flat iron this much. For real, that’s embarrassing. She’s only smiling because she doesn’t know any better. Cut it out, Dad. So Miley Cyrus has officially changed her name to Miley Ray Cyrus. Did you know her REAL name up until now was “Hope Destiny”? That’s a lot of pressure on a girl. Did Billy Ray think she was the chosen one, the one girl in the all the world born with the strength and skill to hold back the undead? I think she should have changed her name to something else because wackjobs are trying to fly planes into her and she should remain off the grid for awhile.

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