Mike Tyson Busted

USA Today reports that world’s scariest boxer Mike Tyson got pinched for DUI and coke possession.

Mike Tyson was arrested early Friday on suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him shortly after he left a Scottsdale nightclub.

Sgt. Larry Hall said the boxer was stopped after his car almost struck a sheriff’s vehicle while leaving the club at about 1:45 a.m.

Hall said Tyson was placed under arrest after “showing more signs of impairment” during the field sobriety tests. Police then found cocaine on him and in his car, Hall said. The boxer was alone in the car.

Whenever I see an item about Mike Tyson in trouble with the law for the umpteenth time, I always hope that he’s finally eaten someone’s children like he swore he would. Children are fine and all but a few less would be ok. They’re really loud on airplanes.


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