Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Shoots Until He Scores In Miami

As the cast of Jersey Shore films their new season in Miami it looks like the same old dogs, same tricks as Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino lets his package loose about town. Since they can’t get into the clubs the boys have to spit game on the streets.

And by spit game I mean Mike’s only move is to lift his shirt up which doesn’t seem to be getting him anywhere with that older broad. The girl in the back of the picture is either rolling her eyes or pissed it isn’t her. He blows smoke (literally) for a pretty blond who doesn’t seem interested and after juicing up with some mojito he goes back out there and scores with a girl with a flower in her hair. I can’t wait for her day drinking regret to come to a television near me. It looks like he celebrates his success with some late night shirtless take out. If it’s so hot you have to take your shirt off why are you wearing sweats?