Mickey Rourke’s Looking Healthy

September 8th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Why did Mickey Rourke go and make out with molten lava? Someone please help him. There must be a fund or some sort of charity that helps out people who have ended up like this. It can’t be easy going to shave and then screaming and curling into a fetal position on the bathroom floor.

However, Rourke still gets movie work. He’s getting good reviews for his starring role in Darren Aronofsky‘s The Wrestler.

We need to thank Mickey Rourke for opening
up his heart and soul for the camera and reminding the world what a
great talent he is,” said Aronofsky at the Venice Film Festival.

Evan Rachel Wood
stars as his daughter. Hey, girlfriend could have had to play his lover, so she lucked out. Luckily, dating Marilyn Manson probably prepped her for this sort of freak contact.

You know she’s like “how long do I have to hold this pose? The putty’s getting on me….LET ME GO, MUTHAF*CKA!”

Click any photo to view all 25+ photos of Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood in the gallery!


Why did Mickey Rourke go and make out with molten lava? Someone please help him. There must be a fund or some sort of charity that helps out people who have ended up like this. It can’t be easy going to shave and then screaming and curling into a fetal position on the bathroom floor.

However, Rourke still gets movie work. He’s getting good reviews for his starring role in Darren Aronofsky‘s The Wrestler.

We need to thank Mickey Rourke for opening
up his heart and soul for the camera and reminding the world what a
great talent he is,” said Aronofsky at the Venice Film Festival.

Evan Rachel Wood
stars as his daughter. Hey, girlfriend could have had to play his lover, so she lucked out. Luckily, dating Marilyn Manson probably prepped her for this sort of freak contact.

You know she’s like “how long do I have to hold this pose? The putty’s getting on me….LET ME GO, MUTHAF*CKA!”Check out all 25+ photos of Mickey Rourke and Evan Rachel Wood in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Queen Caffeine

    “Why did Mickey Rourke go and make out with molten lava?”

    Good question. An even better question would be WHY IS EVEN RACHEL WOOD VOLUNTARILY KISSING ON THAT FACE???

  2. Anne Arkham

    Oh, how creepy. I thought the woman in the picture was Dita.

  3. missvolare

    He really is starting to look like his dog. I have seen him look worse, but only in the Enquirer. His hair! Yuckness 100%…

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