Michelle Williams Isn’t Christian Friendly

Christians once again show that they can be full of crap. You see, Michelle Williams went to a Christian school, and the headmaster isn’t thrilled with her career choices.

“Michelle doesn’t represent the values of this institution. We would not approve of her movies and TV shows (including the teen drama “Dawson’s Creek”). We’d not like to be tied to ‘Brokeback Mountain.’ “I hope we offered her something in life. But she made the kinds of choices of which we wouldn’t approve. ‘Brokeback Mountain’ basically promotes a lifestyle we don’t promote. It’s not the word of God.”

Oh, papa don’t preach. It seems that Headmaster Jim Hopson is having trouble separating fiction from reality. Ms. Williams hasn’t married a homosexual. That was a movie. Michelle Williams doesn’t have a gay best friend named Jack. That was a TV show. Now, as for the underage drinking and promiscuity, who knows. Unless Michelle Williams ends up being cast in the The Futher Passion Of The Christ, I don’t think Headmaster Jim is going to be happy.

S.D. school distances self from ‘Brokeback’ actress [SignOnSanDiego via Queerty]