Michelle Rodriguez Isn’t Helping Her Case

Michelle Rodriguez is interesting. And not just because she could pummel the mess out of me and leave me for dead in an alley. She’s interesting because she swore up and down all over her website that she’s not a lesbian after “Curve” magazine outed her but then she’s going and hitting on Sharon Stone at benefits. Stop lying, Shell.

Things got raucous when the “Grindhouse” star, auctioning off tennis lessons with Monica Seles, offered to lay a big wet one, not on the winning bidder, but on Stone.

Jesus, could you get anymore lesbian? This piece even includes women’s tennis. Throw in some Dinah Shore weekend at Palm Springs and it’s the island of Sappho.