Michelle Rodriguez took to her blog to reveal her woes in dealing with the United States legal system since she got busted a couple of times. Kind of like what we do here at A Socialite’s Life except we’re not as butch. Well, I’m not. I wouldn’t call Lisa butch, but just don’t ever be slow with her drink. She’s been known to throw tables.
MICHELLE Rodriguez blames everybody but herself for her two drunken-driving convictions. “At 15 miles an hour, never killed a pot head . . . We get stopped driving like 15 miles an hour down a 35- to 40-mph road,” the bisexual “Lost” star writes on her grammatically challenged blog. “I cry, this sucks a – - . . . I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender. I realized my payday in movies was way better than TV at that moment.”
She goes on to bitch about how she had to wear some kind of alcohol-detecting bracelet that kept going off when she used mouthwash. Maybe you shouldn’t have been drinking that shit Kitty Dukakis-style! Anyway, she feels that “for someone like me, this level of control isn’t necessary”. Well, honey – you’re rampaging around in your Pinto, with a bottle of hooch between your legs and a blunt in your mouth. I don’t think you’re going to be replacing the D.A.R.E. cop that visits schools anytime soon.