Michelle Rodriguez Is Annoyed By How Our Legal System Works

February 21st, 2007 // 8 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez took to her blog to reveal her woes in dealing with the United States legal system since she got busted a couple of times. Kind of like what we do here at A Socialite’s Life except we’re not as butch. Well, I’m not. I wouldn’t call Lisa butch, but just don’t ever be slow with her drink. She’s been known to throw tables.

MICHELLE Rodriguez blames everybody but herself for her two drunken-driving convictions. “At 15 miles an hour, never killed a pot head . . . We get stopped driving like 15 miles an hour down a 35- to 40-mph road,” the bisexual “Lost” star writes on her grammatically challenged blog. “I cry, this sucks a – - . . . I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender. I realized my payday in movies was way better than TV at that moment.”

She goes on to bitch about how she had to wear some kind of alcohol-detecting bracelet that kept going off when she used mouthwash. Maybe you shouldn’t have been drinking that shit Kitty Dukakis-style! Anyway, she feels that “for someone like me, this level of control isn’t necessary”. Well, honey – you’re rampaging around in your Pinto, with a bottle of hooch between your legs and a blunt in your mouth. I don’t think you’re going to be replacing the D.A.R.E. cop that visits schools anytime soon.


By J. Harvey

  1. Irritated

    You want to tell me where this stupid “not my fault” angel you pulled out of nowhere came from? I read the whole thing myself. She isn’t blaming anything on anymore. You conventiently left out her saying “so my dumb a– followed her home” and other parts where she CLEARLY demonstrates remorse and personal responsibility. I suggest you rewrite your “article” as you clearly forgot a little something called proper representation and journalistic integrity. And she’s only upset at the anklet b/c IT IS FAULTY! Before you try to put spin, you should read the whole thing and be more open minded….and then give her words, not your INACCURATE representation of them. Also, how about adding a link to her site so people can read it and judge for THEMSELVES. Thank you.

  2. KingofChips


    whoever you are, stop being pissy, you are RUINING Rue McClanahan’s birthday!

    73 and beautifully crusty today!

  3. -A

    So if I turn into a Celeb…I shouldn’t be helt accountable for getting into a car drunk or high? And then be in total right to bitch and moan about being held up to the same standarts of conduct as everyone else just because I’m more famous or have more money?


  4. F*ck this biatch! Oh poor me! I drove trashed out of my mind and got busted!

    When she violated her parole and had to be jailed, when she got out said “I’m moving to France,” she says. “You know, people don’t bother you there. I do what I got to do. Then I leave the country and never come back.”

    Pack your bags bitch and don’t let the door hit you on the ass on your way out.


  5. Elaine

    So, let me get this straight. She was driving less than half the speed limit. At least. And she was high and/or drunk. She’s upset because she got arrested and has some consequences. PREPOSTEROUS, I SAY! ANARCHY! Someone call Jesse Jackson and Judge Judy. I smell a governmental conspiracy.

    In the spirit of Johnnie Cochran…if the celebrity don’t like the backlash, all consequences must be thrown in the trash.

    Someone else come up with their own Johnnie Cochran inspired quote! Lets make a game out of it.

  6. nickelsalsa

    How bout you cunts go back to drinking-seems to be the only thing the whores who write this shit are good at. You give the word “socialite” a bad taste

  7. Nickelsalsa…that was beautiful!!!

    Nothin classes up a conversation like the C word!

    To the Posters here…Keep up the great work!!!

  8. wolfeyes

    sound like someone is in denial!

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