Michelle Rodriguez Got Her License Back Pretty Quick

Doesn’t jaibird Michelle Rodriguez have more than a few drunk driving charges under her belt? I thought they took your license away when you had multiple DUIs? This bitch probably has a wet bar in her convertible. Anyway, Michelle’s annoyed that everyone’s really into whether or not she dines out at the Y. She spoke to Latina.com and got a little heated.

I picture them [journalists and bloggers] turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off,” she says. “I don’t answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it’s nobody’s business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog–that’s my business. That’s why there’s bathroom doors.”

What? What the-? Dogs? In the bathroom? I’m through wondering if she’s a lesbian or not. But I am going to be monitoring the local kennels and suggesting that the cops remove her bathroom door. Jesus.

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