Michael Phelps Won A Few Medals

Michael Phelps will become Sports Illustrated’s newest cover merman, showing off the eight medals he won at the Olympics in Beijing.

Phelps, who looks suspiciously like the world’s tallest man in the photo, is doing a reset of the cover Mark Spitz did in 1972 after he set the record that Phelps broke. The record that caused Phelps to kick his Burt Reynolds’ lookin’ ass!

Is he naked in this photo? If I was into that, I’d feel a tingle.

Click any photo to view all 10+ photos of Michael Phelpsand company in the gallery!