News Bites: Michael Phelps To Attempt Humor

August 28th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

-Winner of eight gold medals and Olympic champion Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live this year. It’s their 34th season! Who knows if he’s funny or not. What does it matter? He can swim from Malibu to Greece in under six minutes. He’s superhuman. He could probably smack your Sunday School teacher and get your daughter pregnant and you’d still cheer his ass on.

-Jessica Simpson told People that Tony Romo is the love of her life. She even goes so far as to say that she changed her cell phone number and e-mail address so the people she was with pre-QB can’t reach her. Oh, so did Tony do that, too? Nope, she says. SUCKA!

-Scary hoofer Mel B. might pose for Playboy. “I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of
months ago, and I did turn them down, but that’s not to say I wouldn’t
consider it in the future,” she says. She’s kind of a Sasquatch, so I don’t know how erotic it would be.

Click any image to view all 10+ photos of Michael Phelps (a few with Tiger Woods) in the gallery!


-Winner of eight gold medals and Olympic champion Michael Phelps will host the season premiere of Saturday Night Live
this year. It’s their 34th season! Who knows if he’s funny or not. What
does it matter? He can swim from Malibu to Greece in under six minutes.
He’s superhuman. He could probably smack your Sunday School teacher and get your daughter pregnant and you’d still cheer his ass on.-Jessica Simpson told People that Tony Romo is the love of her life.
She even goes so far as to say that she changed her cell phone number
and e-mail address so the people she was with pre-QB can’t reach her.
Oh, so did Tony do that, too? Nope, she says. SUCKA!-Scary hoofer Mel B. might pose for Playboy. “I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of
months ago, and I did turn them down, but that’s not to say I wouldn’t
consider it in the future,” she says. She’s kind of a Sasquatch, so I don’t know how erotic it would be.Check out all 10+ photos of Michael Phelps (a few with Tiger Woods) in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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