Michael Phelps Should Stick To The Pool

September 22nd, 2008 // 3 Comments

You know how when they always try to stick the champion athlete of the moment into the hot program as kind of a cross promotion and it’s supposed to be funny and it never is? Jimmy Kimmel had charity donor and party machine Michael Phelps tape a spoof in which he joined the cast of Grey’s Anatomy as “Dr. McSwimmy.” Yeah. It didn’t thrill me, and it’s not going to thrill you.

The clip mostly focuses on Phelps’ junk in his banana hammock which they put a “censor” spot over. Why mess up the best part of your beatdown skit?

He’s also suffering from the heartbreaking illness of NoAssAtAll. Someone hold a telethon so we can get him some implants.


You know how when they always try to stick the champion athlete of the
moment into the hot program as kind of a cross promotion and it’s
supposed to be funny and it never is? Jimmy Kimmel had charity donor and party machine Michael Phelps tape a spoof in which he joined the cast of Grey’s Anatomy as “Dr. McSwimmy.” Yeah. It didn’t thrill me, and it’s not going to thrill you.The
clip mostly focuses on Phelps’ junk in his banana hammock which they
put a “censor” spot over. Why mess up the best part of your beatdown
skit? He’s also suffering from the heartbreaking illness of NoAssAtAll. Someone hold a telethon so we can get him some implants.

By J. Harvey
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  1. cartman

    Man he is not cute.
    He should run some sprints & do squats to work on that a$$ if he is gonna walk around wearing those …

  2. Lila

    Michael Phelps can do no wrong in my book! He looks fantastic and he’s such a wonderful person and fabulous athlete. His mother is my inspiration as she is to many other abandoned mothers of young sons with special needs. More power to ‘em!

  3. wopboptorledo

    Just curious to see what type of shape “cartman” is in…..any fool with an keyboard is a critic nowadays…..

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