Michael Phelps Has Got To Be Dizzy

Superhuman Olympian Michael Phelps sat down with Matt Lauer to discuss what it’s like to hold the record for most gold medals won by an athlete in a single Olympics.

Phelps seems to have his head on straight for someone who’s now in the history books and about to become a Tiger Woods-esque multimillionaire in the coming months. Strike while the iron is hot, Phelps!

Also – he’s going to get plenty of tail. Women LOVE this dude. He’s not my cup of ass, but seriously – the ladies lately are all about long and lean. Get some, Mikey!

Phelps says that what he wants to do right now is go home.

“The biggest thing I’m looking forward to,” he told Lauer on Today, “is getting back, seeing my dog, seeing my cars and setting up my new house.”

Please buy a robot butler. Rocky did.

Featured in the Gallery: Dana Torres, Michael Phelps, Ian Crocker, Ryan Lochte, Eamon Sullivan, Natalie Coughlin, Rebecca Adlington, Janet Evans, Grant Hackett, Jenny Thompson, Ian Thorpe, Mark Foster and Kristy Coventry.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos from the Speedo athletes party in the gallery!


Superhuman Olympian Michael Phelps sat down with Matt Lauer to discuss what it’s like to hold the record for most gold medals won by an athlete in a single Olympics.Phelps seems to have his head on straight for someone who’s now in the history books and about to become a Tiger Woods-esque multimillionaire in the coming months. Strike while the iron is hot, Phelps!Also
– he’s going to get plenty of tail. Women LOVE this dude. He’s not my
cup of ass, but seriously – the ladies lately are all about long and
lean. Get some, Mikey!Phelps says that what he wants to do right now is go home.”The biggest thing I’m looking forward to,” he told Lauer on Today, “is getting back, seeing my dog, seeing my cars and setting up my new house.”Please buy a robot butler. Rocky did.Featured in the Gallery: Dana Torres, Michael Phelps, Ian Crocker, Ryan
Lochte, Eamon Sullivan, Natalie Coughlin, Rebecca Adlington, Janet
Evans, Grant Hackett, Jenny Thompson, Ian Thorpe, Mark Foster and
Kristy Coventry.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos from the Speedo athletes party in the gallery!