Michael Lohan Is An Asshole, Announces Truce

September 5th, 2008 // 1 Comment

One of the many cool things about being an editor at Socialite Life is that you can just type things like that for a headline. It’s like being a serial killer but with less blood and no orange jumpsuit! Lindsay Lohan‘s idiotic father Michael Lohan has announced that he and Lindsay have made up.

They’ve recently been having a trashy family battle after Mr. Lohan went after Lohan’s chick Samantha Ronson (seen here providing support for Linds on the Ugly Betty set) in the press. Then Grandpa Lohan died (allegedly in Michael Lohan’s arms) and things softened. Now he says that Lindsay will be at the funeral.

“She is going to be at the burial,” Lohan says. “All my kids will be there. And I can’t believe how great Dina has been,” he said about his ex. “She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great.”

Lohan says that he plans to have the entire family go out on a boat and dump Grandpop’s ashes at sea.

What the-? This man is so absolutely crackers. He’s praising arch-enemy Dina? A fame whore AND a split personality? It’s a deadly and ANNOYING combination. Clam up, Michael Lohan! People loathe you! Keep it to yourself or put it in a private letter! And don’t even mail it!

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One of the many cool things about being an editor at Socialite Life is
that you can just type things like that for a headline. It’s like being
a serial killer but with less blood and no orange jumpsuit! Lindsay Lohan‘s idiotic father Michael Lohan has announced that he and Lindsay have made up.They’ve recently been having a trashy family battle after Mr. Lohan went after Lohan’s chick Samantha Ronson (seen here providing support for Linds on the Ugly Betty set) in the press. Then Grandpa Lohan died (allegedly in Michael Lohan’s arms) and things softened. Now he says that Lindsay will be at the funeral.

“She is going to be at the burial,” Lohan says. “All my kids will be there. And I can’t believe how great Dina has been,” he said about his ex. “She has been wonderful. She has been the woman I married. She has been great.”

Lohan says that he plans to have the entire family go out on a boat and dump Grandpop’s ashes at sea.

What the-? This man is so absolutely crackers. He’s praising arch-enemy Dina? A fame whore AND a split personality?
It’s a deadly and ANNOYING combination. Clam up, Michael Lohan! People
loathe you! Keep it to yourself or put it in a private letter! And don’t even mail it!

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. real

    i see serenity in their eyes. just look how lovingly sam placed her hand on lindsay’s shoulder and the way lindsay looks back at sam.
    i just hope people who writes nasty things about them should realized that all deserves to love and be loved and lindsay and sam is not an exemption.they deserve each other and we have to accept that.we have accepted ellen and portia’s union…why not respect and accept that lindsay loves sam and vice versa.

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