Michael Lohan Displeased With Dina Lohan’s Choice Of Male Companion

God, where’s a deadly home invasion when you need one? Michael Lohan’s latest complaint is that Dina Lohan’s man isn’t suitable to be around his children. Yeah, cause you are. He’s claiming that Dina’s boyfriend is a drunk-ass and sits around in the background making inappropriate comments when Michael calls. Your major complaint should be that your 13 year old daughter is driving around Long Island in a golf cart made up to look like she’s a table dancer who just got off work.

Michael Lohan’s lawyer has fired off a letter to his ex-wife, Dina, complaining she’s shacked up with a boozing boyfriend, Jim McMillan, in the family’s Long Island home along with Lindsay Lohan’s three younger siblings. The lawyer, John DiMascio, wrote: “During my client’s telephone calls with the children, he has overheard Mr. McMillan in the background making inappropriate comments. On a more disturbing note, it appears that Mr. McMillan was inebriated . . .” Michael Lohan told The Post’s Kieran Crowley: “Jim McMillan should not be in the presence of my children – especially when I’m being kept from them. He is no example, nor is he a substitute father.”

Shockingly – no statement from Dina as of yet. Maybe her PR person finally used that shotgun he or she has been eyeing ever since they took her on.