Doing God’s Work

November 7th, 2007 // 3 Comments

A colleague of mine just remarked that this video is “a goldmine”. It really is. No matter how reprehensible you fnd camera-slut Michael Lohan, this weird self-congratulatory attempt at a reality show is a howl. Not only do we get footage of him holding a bible and having a “confessional” talk and praying with green screens of a passed out Lindsay Lohan in the background. But there’s this fantastic bit at the end where he’s making like Scott Stapp of Creed and standing in the rain. God wants no part of this, Mike. He’s denying he’s trying to duel with his ex-hag Dina Lohan via reality show, though. As you know, she’s filming her own for E!. Remind me to smash my TV on some rocks and melt the pieces.

He says, “No way. I am definitely not looking for my own reality show. That’s Dina’s thing and I’ve got my own thing.” However, he does admit to floating the idea of a reality project to U.S. TV networks in 2004, saying: “It was called The Lowdown and was supposed to be a kind of anti-tabloid talk show. “That was back when I was getting beat up on a lot in the press and by Dina’s people, and I didn’t feel like I had a way to present my side. “But that’s over. I’ve let all of that go. I have bigger things to focus on now.”

There’s nothing bigger than this. And is that Stone Phillips narrating? What the-?? Is it seriously so hard to find work after “Dateline” that you’re telling this clown’s tale?

Photos: Flynet Online

By J. Harvey

  1. Wendy

    Pure gold. Check out the HOOKERS FOR JESUS chick. She looks like a dolled up Dina. What was up with Michael standing in front of the green screened sky/clouds? It basically looked like public access tv.

  2. Erin

    Oof. I am so going to ring my parents and apologise for ever accusing them of embarrasing me in high school…I didn’t know the meaning of parentally-inflicted humiliation…

  3. Heather

    That is absolutely fabulous… the clouds background just make my week.. even better than the hype music playing the rest of the time

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