Michael Johns Celebrating Being Booted Off ‘Idol’ By Drinking Whynattes

April 15th, 2008 // 12 Comments

Michael Johns was the Australian dude who got booted off American Idol last week much to everyone’s chagrin. Well, to the chagrin of matrons and Australians. No, seriously, people were shocked. Mostly because people know that Kristy Lee Cook must be vanquished before mountains crumbles and rivers boil and hell on earth begins. Because she’s the Antichrist.

Michael’s doing fine, and appreciating everyone’s feeling that he was axed unjustly.

“It’s day to day. Everyone’s been so positive since I was voted off, and saying I was robbed and that I’m going to have a great career, to think about Chris Daughtry. So that’s all so sweet,” Johns said when asked how he was coping with being ousted. Dude, not Daughtry. Please take up death metal before you follow in that monster’s footsteps. His music is like being kicked in the nuts and then asked for ten bucks.

Michael also mentioned that he went to Atlanta and enjoyed a cocktail called a Whynatte, which is Jaeger mixed with espresso. Great, so you can be completely awake while you vomit. Jaegermeister is so gross. I’d rather drink the most rotgut tequila that they have. And don’t tell me it’s better out of the freezer. That just keeps you even more awake for the gross!

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By J. Harvey
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  1. T-Bone

    “His music is like being kicked in the nuts and then asked for ten bucks.

    Michael also mentioned that he went to Atlanta and enjoyed a cocktail called a Whynatte, which is Jaeger mixed with espresso. Great, so you can be completely awake while you vomit. Jaegermeister is so gross”.
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    This made me laugh out loud! Thank you.

  2. It’s TOTALLY better out of the freezer… Oh wait, I wasn’t supposed to tell you that. Sorry. But it IS.

  3. krystyn

    oh come on now! Sac up and take a shot of Jaegger would ya? LMAO!!! It is better out of the freezer though. Personally, I’m a whiskey girl, being Irish and all.

  4. Clyde

    Seriously, I just had to prepare my own Whynatte (got the recipe off their website) and expected it to be completely disgusting. It was actually really friggin good, much to my shock. And my wife’s shock when she saw me dropping a show of Jager into a latte. It’s strange, but it looks like they got the thing into Rolling Stone (on their site) and Michael Johns seems like he’s a fan (he’s wearing their shirt on the site/show). Anyway, figured that I would just share my experience with one of the strangest things that I’ve ever consumed.

  5. tina

    It’s called American Idol, not Australian Idol!!!

  6. HerronMaster

    I live in Atlanta, so I’m both a fan of Michael Johns (lived here/played at bars) and Whynatte (entrenched in many bars here/actually tasty). It’s very funny and amusing to see the Whynatte getting all of this press through Michael Johns!

    For those of you that don’t know about the Whynatte, you really should check out these guys website. Here’s a link: Whynatte

    It’s hilarious.

  7. WhatThe?

    Totally.agree.on.the.Jager.

    Give.me.rot.gut.Tequila.or.Whisky.
    Egads,even.VODKA.(mixed,of.course).over.the.dreaded.
    Jaegger.

    Its.the.drink.of.Hipsters.and.toothless.syrup.drinkers
    alike.

    All.the.more.reason.to.reach.for.salt.and.lime.

    I.love.my.Harvey,as.always.
    :):)

  8. Will

    tina said:
    It’s called American Idol, not Australian Idol!!!

    Yes but it isn’t called American born idol either. It is like a 20 yr old being a teenage idol, it means teens like them, so American idol just means Americans like who wins.

  9. Jacob

    Yo, I have a cabinet full of 100 year old Don Julio anejo in the tall fancy bottles and I still like whynattes – learned about them in atlanta two summers ago. the blend of flavors and temperature is perfect. good alternative to illegal stimulants as well –

  10. ilovemj

    I like your style Jacob – The Whynatte is always a nice alternative to both tequila and illegal stimulants.

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