‘American Idol’ Booted Off The Australian Guy

In a surprise upset last night, Michael Johns got kicked off American Idol. I thought for sure that Syesha Mercado or Brooke White were going to get booted. Syesha’s not bringing anything new to the proceedings and Brooke seems like if she doesn’t get booted soon she’s going to have a caniption on stage. She’s always talking back to the judges. I hate that. Just shut up and listen and go on about your business. There’s no need to be apologetic. Paula Abdul doesn’t understand a word you’re saying anyways. She’s so high that you sound like Charlie Brown’s teacher.

Kristy Lee Cook……I have nothing to stay. She’s just the end of Empire Strikes Back to me.