Michael Jackson Wants To Build A 50-Foot Replica Of Himself That Will Loom Over Las Vegas

Wheeee! Do Michael Jackson’s plans just get more and more super-villainy? I will never enter Nevada again. MJ is looking to start a Vegas show, complete with a giant death robot of himself. Will it shoot Jesus Juice?

“It would be in the desert sands,” said Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, consultants to large entertainment companies. “Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it’s old school.” Luckman’s partner, Andre Van Pier, who designed the futuristic spacesuits worn recently by Bono and U2 at a benefit concert in New Orleans, designed the robot. He has also sketched out a stage set of a giant audience-interactive video game with human cyborgs controlled by the audience. Said Luckman: “Michael’s looked at the sketches and likes them.”

Will there be 25-foot statues of his veiled children surrounding him? Michael’s reportedly been working on his next album, which doesn’t have distribution as of yet. Paul McCartney is allegedly interested in possibly investing in this MJ Power Rangers robot show idea. He’s obviously already drunk on all that Guinness!