Michael Jackson Reinventing Crazy

A phone call with the Associated Press and Michael Jackson yesterday left more questions than answers. Refusing to reveal his current location in the U.S. to the reporter with whom he spoke over the phone, Jackson claims this information must be kept secret for security reasons. TMZ has more details.

Even more bizarrely, during the call, a reporter was allowed only one question to Jackson, which was, “How are you?” Jackson’s response: “I’m fine, thank you.”

OK. I think we all know who we really need to call in order to find out just what the hell is going on with the Jackson clan. That’s right, one armed-and-famous Latoya Jackson. That girl will spill her guts for a some fresh weave and another nose job.