Michael Jackson: 50 Years Of Terror!

Michael Jackson turns 50 tomorrow! He was snapped wandering around the Planet Hollywood casino in Las Vegas looking like he had somehow broken out of a laboratory somewhere and was dazed and wondering what to do.

Michael also has a hot new look to usher in fifty years of experimenting with his flesh and gently massaging children. He’s taken to wearing a red velour baseball cap with some sort of gold plate on the front. Perhaps it’s an award for “Most Children Touched” or something.

If I was in Vegas and wandering around drunk and this rolled up on me in the casino, I would immediately return to my room and swear off booze. I wouldn’t have thought it was real, and would have chalked it up to absinthe or something. Look at that! It’s like Mickey Mouse had a deformed cousin who was in a fire!


Michael Jackson turns 50 tomorrow! He was snapped wandering around the Planet Hollywood casino in Las Vegas looking like he had somehow broken out of a laboratory somewhere and was dazed and wondering what to do.Michael
also has a hot new look to usher in fifty years of experimenting with
his flesh and gently massaging children. He’s taken to wearing a red
velour baseball cap with some sort of gold plate on the front. Perhaps
it’s an award for “Most Children Touched” or something.If I was
in Vegas and wandering around drunk and this rolled up on me in the
casino, I would immediately return to my room and swear off booze. I
wouldn’t have thought it was real, and would have chalked it up to
absinthe or something. Look at that! It’s like Mickey Mouse had a deformed cousin who was in a fire!