Ironically, Michael Jackson Is Scared Of Us

May 30th, 2008 // 14 Comments

Michael Jackson was reportedly set to sing on the season finale of American Idol this year, but David Archuleta wouldn’t sleep over at Neverland, so the deal was off. Actually, MJ reportedly suffered from a severe case of stage fright, and cancelled 24 hours prior to singing in front of the 27 million viewers who tuned in.

David Archuleta’s dad Jeff would totally pimp his son’s ass out to MJ for tracks, though. Don’t be fooled.

It was supposed to have been his big comeback. Hasn’t he had like ten of those already? Yet, he still keeps rolling up on events dressed in a burqua and talking about climbing trees and the joy of sharing your bed with small boys and they just render the comebacks useless!

“I can’t do it. Everyone will hate me,” he reportedly said. Well, try to tame the freakiness in if you want to reach and connect with the audience!

Simon Fuller, who is the man behind the Spice Girls, is reportedly helping Michael with making yet another comeback sometime in the near future. How many comebacks does one scary ghoul get allotted in a lifetime?

By the way, these pics are of Michael Jackson at a UFC championship event in Vegas last weekend. No, he really wore that. And sat in a wheelchair the whole time. Sure, I can see why he’s frightened of people. We just don’t understand him.

Photos: Splash

By J. Harvey
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  1. the phantom

    Self-immolation: no do-overs in life, Michael!

  2. green cardigan

    He’s sexy, right ?

    I saw his profile on I’mAFriggingNutJob.Com, looks like he is dating again……Parents, lock up your sons !

  3. say what?

    lol at green…

  4. siwillia

    Do you know what would happen if he tried to go anywhere without being disguised? He would be mobbed, screamed over, and no one would pay any attention to whatever else was going on. He is forced to do this whenever he goes out. No wonder he is frightened of people. As for the American Idol rumor, that’s all it is, a rumor. Doubt if any of it was true, they are trying to keep the interest up in their show.

  5. Anon

    He seriously needs to see a mental health professional. He’s got such a large family, you would think they would step in at some point and get him some help so he could have a shot at living a little bit more of a normal life. I realize he’s really famous and the mobs of people, etc.., but you don’t see any other famous people acting like that. His problem is not fame, it’s some kind of mental thing, that could maybe be controlled with medication and therapy, if his family would only step in and try to save him.

  6. Love how the seat in front of him is reserved for David Spade.

  7. John

    I was at this event, that was NOT MJ it was David Spade being funny. Afterward, which apparently there are no pics of for some reason, David stood up and moonwalked as the seat was for MJ but didn’t attend. If the seat had MJ’s name on it as did the other celeb seats kind of defeats the purpose of hiding your face.

  8. You know what he needs? Plastic surgery…

  9. Ken

    If that was David Spade, I kind of love him now.

  10. Kelly

    If that is David Spade, and I think it probably is, that is freaking hilarious!

  11. stolidog

    he looks like peter griffin impersonating michael jackson in that picture.

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  13. Bobbie

    I have stood by for a long time listening and reading about how people are treating him and it disgusts me ,I have stood by for too long without saying anything about it.I guess all you people have forgotten he is a human being just like us who has feelings,I can’t be silent anymore about the way he is being treated it’s disgusting and cruel and all of you people need to let go of the past he was proven not to be guilty enough is enough already leave him alone already!I don’t blame him for being afraid of other people and I can understand that,I mean after the way he’s been treated latley,who could blame him.I just wish all of you could just leave him alone I can’t stand seeing him like this it makes me so angry to hear about him being treated this way,I am really worried about him every day now,I’m worried that he’s given up,that he’s stopped believing in himself like he always taught all of us to belive in ourselves.I heard about some fan of his wearing one of his I love Michael T-shirts throwing an egg at him and he was wearing a new suit when it happened and it was from what I heard a girl,she gives me along with the rest of his fans a bad name.I mean it though please leave Michael alone I can’t stand seeing him like this.I could never turn my back on him I could never hate him for anything no matter what I will remain a faithful,loyal and true fan 100% I know some people say that for a while and stay like that for a while but the a little while after that they turn their backs on him like I have noticed alot of people have done over the years since his music wasn’t at the top of the charts anymore but I could never do that there’s just no way I could if I ever wanted to but thats never going to happen I gurantee that.

  14. Bobbie

    I have stood by for a long time listening and reading about how people are treating him and it disgusts me ,I have stood by for too long without saying anything about it.I guess all you people have forgotten he is a human being just like us who has feelings,I can’t be silent anymore about the way he is being treated it’s disgusting and cruel and all of you people need to let go of the past he was proven not to be guilty enough is enough already leave him alone already!I don’t blame him for being afraid of other people and I can understand that,I mean after the way he’s been treated latley,who could blame him.I just wish all of you could just leave him alone I can’t stand seeing him like this it makes me so angry to hear about him being treated this way,I am really worried about him every day now,I’m worried that he’s given up,that he’s stopped believing in himself like he always taught all of us to belive in ourselves.I heard about some fan of his wearing one of his I love Michael T-shirts throwing an egg at him and he was wearing a new suit when it happened and it was from what I heard a girl,she gives me along with the rest of his fans a bad name.I mean it though please leave Michael alone I can’t stand seeing him like this.I could never turn my back on him I could never hate him for anything no matter what I will remain a faithful,loyal and true fan 100% I know some people say that for a while and stay like that for a while but the a little while after that they turn their backs on him like I have noticed alot of people have done over the years since his music wasn’t at the top of the charts anymore but I could never do that there’s just no way I could if I ever wanted to but thats never going to happen I gurantee that.

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