Michael Jackson Will Probably Lose Neverland

February 26th, 2008 // 6 Comments

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Unless he pays the $24,525,906.61 owed to Financial Title Company, Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch will be auctioned off March 19th. And it sounds like everything would be up for sale, including all personal property inside the ranch, as well as Jackson’s infamous merry-go-rounds and whatnot. Its a distinct possibility that the auction will take place since he hasn’t been at the ranch since his move to Bahrain. No one’s even living on the estate any longer–not even a single giraffe.

Whoever ends up buying Neverland is going to have to exorcise the shit out that place. There are just way too many places for kiddie porn to have been stashed.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Stickler

    Better yet, set the place on fire and start from scratch.

  2. Ruby Jackson

    Oh, oh, oh, I bet they auction all that stuff off! I’m totally going to drive up the coast to see what I can score. I bet there are some niiice antiques to be had!

  3. D

    Strangely this post hasn’t attracted those MF’ing spammers for interracial millionaire crap sites. LOL.
    I wish those bitches would go away, seriously, its getting unbearable.

  4. mojoman

    If they auction the stuff off, just make sure whoever buys brings chlorox, wet wipes and UV light goggles to see what’s left on them!!

  5. eyes of green

    Stickler – that was my thought also! I would not want to set foot into that House of Horrors. Burn it down. Spread salt upon the earth so nothing can ever grow there again!!!

  6. jerishere

    His nose never ceases to amaze me…that’s definitely a far cry from what he started out with. :(

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