Michael Jackson Will Probably Lose Neverland

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Unless he pays the $24,525,906.61 owed to Financial Title Company, Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch will be auctioned off March 19th. And it sounds like everything would be up for sale, including all personal property inside the ranch, as well as Jackson’s infamous merry-go-rounds and whatnot. Its a distinct possibility that the auction will take place since he hasn’t been at the ranch since his move to Bahrain. No one’s even living on the estate any longer–not even a single giraffe.

Whoever ends up buying Neverland is going to have to exorcise the shit out that place. There are just way too many places for kiddie porn to have been stashed.