Michael Jackson’s Twins

If anyone should become a recluse, I vote for Michael Jackson. The guy breathes and he has trouble.

The complaint, by Sholeh Bocchelli who says she gave birth to Jackson-fathered twin boys last Nov. 26, was made public Thursday by TV’s The Insider.

The paternity lawsuit alleges Jackson has possession of the newborn children, has denied the mother, Bocchelli, from seeing them, and has cut off the woman’s $3,000 a month stipend.

“He [Jackson] initially was calling me every day, to advise me about their [the babies’] condition, but the calls stopped after New Year’s,” Bocchelli says in court papers, according to The Insider. “I need immediate access to my children.” [E Online]