Michael Douglas And Catherine Zeta Jones Won’t Reproduce Again

Well, well. At 61, Michael Douglas is finally hanging up his penis. It’s about time. I’m assuming Catherine is relieved by this news. Douglas is said to be happy with his two young children that he has with Catherine Zeta Jones, and his older son, Cameron, from his former marriage.

“We are enjoying our two children right now, and we want to keep it that way. I’m happy. “Cath comes from a family of three, but if she can try to see her 28-year-old stepson as a third child that will be fine with me.”

More photos of Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas visiting a hospital, after the jump.

Douglas: Not More Babies For Me [contactmusic]