Michael Copon In Danger From Taylor Lautner Fans

Twi-loonies need to sit down and have a Fruit Roll-Up and get ahold of themselves for a second. Taylor Lautner, who played Jacob in Twilight, has had his part recast. Michael Copon will allegedly be taking over the part of the werewolf dude who forms a love triangle between Kristen Stewart’s haughty ass and Robert Pattinson’s coral reef hair in the sequel. Lautner was reportedly deemed too young, and not big and brawny enough to bring the sexual chemistry with Stewart.

Lautner still seems to think he’s in the running, though. He’s already been working out and probably shooting himself in the butt with the juice. Hey, it’s Twilight.

Anyway, Lautner’s fans got their Livejournals in a twist and have started to launch a campaign against Copon by leaving messages on his Facebook page. You’ve got everything from “I don’t want you playing Jacob Black in New Moon 🙁 because Taylor is perfect” to “You’re a douche.” 16-year-old girls and socially retarded people in Nana’s basement can be vicious.

A group has even been started on Facebook called “I REJECT Michael Copon as Jacob Black: SAVE TAYLOR NOW!” Succinct. It’s has 1,219 members so far. Our economy is collapsing, and there’s a way on but I think if Lautner keeps his job – it will all turn out ok.


Twi-loonies need to sit down and have a Fruit Roll-Up and get ahold of themselves for a second. Taylor Lautner, who played Jacob in Twilight, has had his part recast. Michael Copon will allegedly be taking over the part of the werewolf dude who forms a love triangle between Kristen Stewart’s haughty ass and Robert Pattinson’s coral reef hair
in the sequel. Lautner was reportedly deemed too young, and not big and
brawny enough to bring the sexual chemistry with Stewart.

Lautner still seems to think he’s in the running, though. He’s already been working out and probably shooting himself in the butt with the juice. Hey, it’s Twilight.Anyway,
Lautner’s fans got their Livejournals in a twist and have started to
launch a campaign against Copon by leaving messages on his Facebook
page. You’ve got everything from “I don’t want you playing Jacob Black
in New Moon 🙁 because Taylor is perfect” to “You’re a douche.”
16-year-old girls and socially retarded people in Nana’s basement can
be vicious.A group
has even been started on Facebook called “I REJECT Michael Copon as
Jacob Black: SAVE TAYLOR NOW!” Succinct. It’s has 1,219 members so far.
Our economy is collapsing, and there’s a way on but I think if Lautner
keeps his job – it will all turn out ok.