Merry Christmas From The Gotti’s

December 5th, 2005 // 10 Comments

Chalk full of holiday cheer, aren’t they?

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. SMroxs

    An uglier family I’ve never seen.

  2. Agusto Paprika the 3rd

    I think its “Chock”. Remind me why they are on TV again?

  3. All of her sons are hot. I want to have sex with them.

  4. ibizagirl

    Those guys are soooo cute!

  5. Cheesy

    Damn… they are just fugly. FUGLY.

  6. Blindqueen

    It’s important to the Gottis to look very fed up during this holiday season. Maybe they just heard Carmine “sing” That does it for me every time.

  7. KittyLiterati

    This is a tacky Christmas card. They put in an unnecessary apostrophe, for god’s sake.
    Don’t people living off of the Gambino crime family’s money have better taste than this?

  8. Cheesy

    Besides apparently being functionally illiterate (i.e., the misplaced apostrophe), ugly, and entirely void of talent, isn’t Victoria technically the only Gotti? I mean, presumably those kids had their father’s name at some time, yah?

  9. KittyLiterati

    I think they go by both Gotti and some other surname that starts with an A.
    At any rate, I’m sure the combination of the two last names translates to “tacky guidos who try to break hard despite their manicured eyebrows and pink Polo shirts.”

  10. ther all so hot except the mom she looks fake!!EW
    but i love carmine and john the most ther so hot i wanna do more then s.e.x

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