Melodi Dushane Will Kill For McDonald’s McNuggets!

Who could deny any human being their right for McDonald’s McNuggets? I could not. And I couldn’t be blamed for my behavior should someone deny me those tasty ‘chicken’ morsels from the Gods.

25-year-old Melodi Dushane couldn’t contain her rage either (I’m willing to bet it has to do with the spelling of her first name as well). Police in Toledo, Ohio have just released surveillance video of an incident involving Dushane on New Year’s Day at her local McDonald’s.

When told she couldn’t get Chicken McNuggets at that 6:30 in the morning, because the eatery had started serving breakfast at 2:30 a.m., Dushane gets out of the car and starts hitting the drive-through employee.

Hair-pulling, punching and finger smashing all occurs in the glorious tape and after the employees finally get the window closed, Dushane gets resourceful and finds a tool in her car to BREAK the window.

Watch the video after the jump.

Police later charged Dushane with vandalism. I’m charging her with reckless awesomeness.