I know most of you think of Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina, but screw that. To me, she will always be Clarissa, and have the cute boy as a platonic best friend and be the cool chick on Nickelodeon because she was into They Might Be Giants at like age ten. Which is hot. I’ve tried to get over how she uses the word “gay” to mean “stupid”. Clarissa can’t be perfect. Anyway, Clarissa’s all growed up and all knocked up as you can see in these photos. She already has one son with her husband, musician Mark Wilkerson, and has another kiddie on the way. About her pregnancy, Melissa says “The new babe is kicking like a maniac and may actually be more active than Mason was (if that’s possible)”. Melissa’s 31 and said that on MySpace so now I don’t feel as bad about having a page. She will be introducing her husband’s band, Course of Nature, on a Fox New Year’s Eve Special this year. They were married in 2003. I would much rather she dress up as Clarissa and introduce They Might Be Giant’s singing “Birdhouse in Your Soul”.